Top 10 mistakes
usually
made while writing a PWP
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1: You run out of synonyms for 'nipple'.
2: That was the last time you ever snatched a JAGfic off the net just to
be lazy. (Hey! It's not your fault that nobody ever told you Harm was a guy!)
3: Copy n Pasted old sex scenes.
4: OH, NO!!! Gods be warned! There is actually a plot!!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!
5: Ok, where did that fifth sex toy come from?!?
6: Uber Gabby is butch. Cassidy, that is, when playing rpg in bed. (Too
much caffeine will do strange things to your imagination.)
7: "Hey, who said a phone booth wasn't a good idea?"
8: You name uber Xena CJ, make her a DJ and make her fall for TJ.
9: Damn, ran out of time again! Better just change the title on the last
pwp. (Nobody will notice the difference, anyway. They're only in it for the
sex! Right?...)
10: Uber Gabby's got blonde eyes and green hair. (Typos! Usually nobody
cares, but you forgot to add the sex...)