Fanfic quotes
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"God, this must be true love.
I hear gunfire, Ryan thought.
God, this must be true love.
I hear fireworks, Shannon thought." -'Castaway' by Fanatic and Advocate


"This is the kind of woman who kicks puppies."
-'Shopping With the Conqueror' by Carola Eriksson


"And of course then there's the fact that Callisto ran off and in her deep depression is said to have joined the Broccoli Resistance Movement."
-'Relationships and the Conqueror' by Carola Eriksson


"When do little girls get started on chakrams - five, six?
Seven and not a day sooner "
-'Second Chances' by LadyKate


"A few minutes later he left on his horse. It had gotten dark and the hut felt really empty now that I was alone again. Nothing was left of him but his empty stoup and the writings on my scroll. The writings I had made while talking to the Man." -'Interview With A Borias' by Sofia Gradin


"DETH
Jag hav komen.
SUBTITLE: YOO HOO! ANYBODY HOME?
GABRIELLE
Nej! Nej! Din bonee hand dus not belongin har! Go bak to da nicht!
SUBTITLE: I BOUGHT THE WATCHTOWER LAST WEEK. YOU JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES NEED TO COORDINATE YOUR ROUTES."
-'If Ingmar Bergman Directed A Xena Episode' by Joanna


"You ate my cookie?!"
-'Cobb Island' by Advocate


"I was so good I almost screamed out my own name."
-Malory, 'Icehole' by Kiera Dellacroix


"And what do you think she'd want you to do? She'd want you to tell her how you feel - no strings. Not any of this 'Xena, I love you! Give me a child or I'll let my family murder your daughter.' Just talk to her - tell her, and then let her work out what she wants." -'Ring of Passion' by XenaAmber


"What seems unfair, ma’am, is that your idiocy is allowed to take residence in such a beautiful home as this. I’m certain that the size of this mansion is in compensation for the size of your brain." -'The Blind Side of Love' by Dreams


"Uh, Ares? Why are we in a strip club?" "'Cause this is where Herc is." "Why did I even bother asking?" Xena looked over to see the blonde demigod getting a lap dance from Iolaus. Xena burst out laughing for the second time that afternoon. -'Nutbread, Henbane, Annoying Blondes, Oh My!' by Tali


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