QUOTES

Man: "I'm doomed to be obsessed for eternity; with a woman who despises me! What a nightmare!"
Callisto: "No kidding."

Callisto: "I know everything about your life, Caesar; what it's been and what it can be. I'm here to help you get everything you've ever desired. It's through me you finally fulfill your destiny. I can give you ultimate power... -and free you from your greatest torment."
Caesar: "Xena."
Callisto: "Yes; -Xena. I can't tell you how much we have in common in that way."

Xena: "[...]whatever Gabrielle wants, Gabrielle gets."

Warlord: "There's Xena's head."
Caesar: "Kill him."
Warlord: "Huh?! No! No!"
Soldier: "Move it!"
Caesar: "Take 'Xena' with you."
Warlord: "Please, no!"

Gabrielle: "Amarice and I have some philosophical differences."

Amarice: "If you can love your way out of this one, be my guest."

Callisto: "Don't bother. You've already done all the damage you can to me. Thanks, by the way."
Xena: "For what?"
Callisto: "I wanted to cease existing, and you did your best to help... but as you can see, it didn't take. They wouldn't let me off the hook that easy."
Xena: "Who's 'they'?"
Callisto: "I don't know; whoever it is that does the final judging. They sent me to a place that makes Tartarus look like... -the Elysian Fields. They call it Hell."
Xena: "Couldn't have happened to a nicer gal."

Brutus: "No! Don't harm Gabrielle!"
Gabrielle: "Of course not! I'm still useful to you, Brutus!"
Brutus: "Get up!"
Gabrielle: "Not until you pardon her for what she just did."
Brutus: "She attacked one of my men."
Gabrielle: "And I remember a time when mercy was shown to you!"

Xena: "Beware the ides of March, Brutus."
Brutus: "Why the ides of March?"
Xena: "Because on that day, Caesar will declare himself emperor."
Brutus: "I don't believe you. Why would he do that?"
Xena: "Greed... lust for power; an ego the size of the Aegean. [...]"

Xena: "Brutus... was it snowing on Mt Amaro?"
Brutus: "Yes, it was snowing when I left."

Callisto: "I just keep coming back. In that way, I'm more dependable than your chakram."

Brutus: "Caesar... they were building crosses when I was there."
Caesar: "Of course! You can't have a crucifixion without crosses, Brutus."

Xena: "Gabrielle?"
Gabrielle: "Xena."
Xena: "You're crying? Don't cry."
Gabrielle: "I won't. Rest."
Xena: "OK."

Xena: "I'm sorry for all the times I didn't treat you right."
Gabrielle: "Xena... you've brought out the best in me. Before I met you, no one saw me for who I was. I felt... -invisible. But you saw all the things that I could be. You saved me, Xena."
Xena: "I wish... "
Gabrielle: "What?"
Xena: "...that I had 'a read your scrolls just once."
Gabrielle: "You would have liked them."
Xena: "I know."

Callisto:
"Don't give me that confident look. You're about to die like a slave and drag your friend with you, and it's all right by me."
Xena: "Y-your lord might not feel the same way. He sent you on a mission, didn't he?"
Callisto: "Making Caesar dictator was his main concern. And once he's ruling; making him an agent of my lord will be easy. So, while you lie here helpless, he's declaring himself emperor."

Xena: "Gabrielle... you are the best thing in my life."
Gabrielle: "I love you, Xena."