QUOTES
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Gabrielle: "Not the pranks."
Xena: "It's tradition."
Gabrielle: "Xena, tradition or not; no practical jokes this year, all right?!
Not at all. Please? Please?"

Geniah: "Oh, divine presence; as you have made yourself mainifest...
take thy humble servant, Geniah, to thy bosom."
Xena: "Whoa! -these are spoken for. Now, what are you doing?"
Geniah: "Praying to you... oh, flying one."

Geniah: "I'm still alive?"
Xena: "You're still alive."
Geniah: "I don't believe it!"
Xena: "Think nothin' of it."
Geniah: "You ruined my sacrifice!"

Xena: "Now, look Geniah... if your god was all-powerful and all-knowing, then maybe he sent me to save you."
Genia: "Or maybe he sent you to test my faith. I'm going to hold my breath and sacrifice myself."

Feragus: "Xena; -the warrior pain in my ass!"

Gabrielle: "I, uuuuhhhh... I thought... I mean Xena, you can catch arrows. I thought for sure you could catch a-
a bucket... of fish guts."

Xena: "Aphrodite? Meet Geniah; a virgin."
Aphrodite: *GASP*
Geniah: "I don't believe it."
Aphrodite: "I don't either! I thought you guys were extinct!"

Geniah: "But... the goddess is an evil myth; told to rob women of their virtue...
and strip men of their pride."
Aphrodite: "Well, you got the stripping men part right, Honey?"

Xena: "Listen, we're going to Thebes for Gabrielle's birthday. Care to join us?"
Aphrodite: "Thebes? You got Sappho tickets? What row?"
Gabrielle: "Xena, Sappho tickets. I love her poetry."
Xena: "Surprise."

Geniah: "If you were really a god, you'd use your powers to reward the faithful and punish sinners;
not do party tricks."

Gabrielle: "She's planning my doom. I know it. I can feel it."

Xena: "Feragus."
Feragus: "So- you remember me. Must have made quite... an impression."
Xena: "It's on your belt buckle."

Gabrielle: "Xena: we have to go after Feragus. He has the helmet."
Xena: "No, Aphrodite's got it. We switched bags in the marketplace."
Gabrielle: "I switched them back."
Xena: "What?"
Gabrielle: "I thought you were trying to get something over on me, Xena."
Xena: "I asked for that."

Aphrodite: "Good girl, bad boy... oh! Love a classic!"

Frankus: "I love you."
Geniah: "And I love you."
Aphrodite: "Oh! Love at first sight; my specialty!"
Frankus: "Marry me?"
Geniah: "I thought you'd never ask."

Anthrax/Xena: "Hi. Easy action there, fella. We're about to be family. Well, you must be Frankus! My boy, good to know ya. I'm Anthrax, and this is my wife, Spittoonia. We just wanted to know what kind of a family our little girl was marrying herself into."
Frankus: "Geniah, your parents are here."
Geniah: "My parents? But- my parents are de-"
Spittoonia/Aphrodite: "- dedicated to makin' sure that you have the best weddin' ever, Pookie."

Belle/Gabrielle: "'Cause I put the `ding' in `wedding.'"

Anthrax/Xena: "Yeah? You got any scars?"
Feragus: "Here... this scar? Guy took out my spleen!"
Anthrax/Xena: "Well, who needs a spleen?"

Zarat: "Almighty master... we ask you one more time... take this virgin sacrifice...
and protect us from our enemies!"
Xena: "Zarat!"
Zarat: "Xena! Haven't you ever heard of religious freedom?"