QUOTES
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Gabrielle: "Every night I see it happen. Every morning, I wish it was a dream."

Thug: "Hey, little girl. You think a corpse is worth getting beaten up for?”
Gabrielle: "You tell me. I'm taking her back to her brother. I promised her.”
Thug: "You shouldn't make promises you can't keep.”

Gabrielle: "She's gone. She just left me. How could she do that? She just left. I really want to hate her for it.”
Iolaus: "No. No you don't.”
Gabrielle: "But, I miss her. There's so many things that I wish I could tell her. Why didn't I when I had the chance?”
Iolaus: "We always think we have... plenty of time. We know people are gonna leave us, but; we never face up to it. What would you have told her?”
Gabrielle: "I would have told her... how empty my life was before she came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love her.”

Ephiny: "Melosa is dead.”
Gabrielle: "How? Who's the Queen?”
Velasca: "I am... for the time being.”
Ephiny: "Velasca issued a challenge to Melosa; and killed her in combat.”
Velasca: "Fair combat. You keep omitting that word, Ephiny. The tribunal ruled it a fair combat.”

Autolycus: "Ah, another day, another defilement. No offense. Oh! Hey! Hello. Oh, this is not good. Oh, it's you, right? OK, well I- I can take a hint. Y-y- you want your dagger back, right?"

Gabrielle: "I have to take Xena home. I can't leave her.”
Ephiny: "Gabrielle... I'm saying this as someone who's your friend. Xena is dead. Let us give her a proper Amazon funeral. When her body is committed to the flames; her soul will be released to soar. And, maybe then, you- you can...”
Gabrielle: "You can let her go.”
Ephiny: "Yeah."

Velasca: "I'm already Queen. This is just ceremony.”

Autolycus: "Choose the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy, and give me a double."

Xena: "I need a favor from the King of Thieves. I want you to steal my dead body from the Amazons.”

Autolycus: "Well, good day to you, sir. Oh, that's a fine-looking apple. I'm going mad, you know. Loopy. Strange in the head. You see, I hear voices.”

Gabrielle: "Xena... I'll always love you. But I know I have to let you go. I always thought of you as my home, and when you left... I felt so lost. Maybe, my new home is here. Prepare the ceremonial pyre! Xena will have an Amazon funeral. I'll take her ashes to Amphipolis... and I'll return; -to rule as Queen.”

Autolycus: "I can barely see anything. My, my, my... I may just want to settle here.”
Xena: "Focus on what we're here for.”
Autolycus: "I'm not just leering at scantily-clad women, you know? I'm working. Notice the hut with the guards.”

Gabrielle: "Xena... look. They made me Queen. Me; the little girl you found in Poteidaia. It's time that I let you go. See, I- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours. You know, there are two kinds of tears... tears for those who leave you; and tears for those who you never let go. And I won't say goodbye to you, Xena... 'cause we'll be together again... one day.”

Autolycus: "Gabrielle; Xena's inside me... her mind, her soul, her essence... whatever. It's in here with me; and she wants me to steal her body.”
Xena: "Ah, that's so pathetic.”
Gabrielle: "You're so pathetic."

Xena: "Gabrielle. Gabrielle. It's me. I'm not dead.”
Gabrielle: "Xena!”
Xena: "At least, not completely.”
Gabrielle: "Why? Why did you leave? There's so many things I want to say to you.”
Xena: "Gabrielle... you don't have to say a word. We don't have much time. I need to get to the ambrosia; otherwise, I will be gone.”
Gabrielle: "Xena, I can't lose you again.”
Xena: "Gabrielle, I'll always be here.”

Autolycus: "Well, I... hope you two worked things out.”
Gabrielle: "We did. Thank you. I mean that.”
Autolycus: "Oh, certainly. Whatever's necessary. I'm here for you both.”
Gabrielle: "Autolycus.”
Autolycus: "Huh?”
Gabrielle: "Get your hand off my butt.”

Autolycus: "[...] there's just one small problem. If I don't tell you, you'll kill me. And if I do tell you, you'll kill me anyway, become a god and terrorize the world. So, either way, there's very little personal gain for me.”

Velasca: "Let me tell you something about myself. I like pain. I like what it does to people, and I like what it makes people do. And I'm not bragging. I'm just explaining.”

Velasca: "What is that?”
Autolycus: "Oh, uh? That must be my toenail clipper, or-”
Velasca: "The dagger of Helios.”
Autolycus: "The dagger of Helios... one or the other.”

Autolycus: "Would you put that hand right there? And that hand there? Now, don't worry; this is business, not pleasure. Well... mostly business."

Gabrielle: "Xena.”
Xena: "Yeah.”
Gabrielle: "Promise me that you'll never die on me again.”
Xena: "Oh, I promise.”